There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it; I think it's time we part ways.
Please don't be mad. You know it's true.
I haven't touched you since November. I didn't, then I didn't some more, and then some more, til it got awkward and then I didn't even more. Now it's March and it's just too weird. I can't start over. I'm sorry.
If you need me I'll be here http://bethanyvandelft.tumblr.com. Don't get the wrong idea; I haven't been blogging there the whole time. I never blogged there when I was blogging with you. It just happened. I swear. It's just a better fit for me right now. I hope you understand.
Well, okay then. Thanks for everything, Blogger.